Riverside Daily
I am not here to makes enemies or be part of any clique/s. I am just looking for some humor and a good laugh. I hope that we can co-exist peacefully.
-Elii


Sharks get a bad rap for being dangerous predators that are constantly devouring humans, but there is a whole world of things out there that will kill before a shark does. Here are just a few of those things.
WHO THE FUCK GETS KILLED BY A FUCKING VENDING MACHINE
black Friday kills 550 people annually
(via cultofpunk)
Frosting Pastry Bag Tips by Wilton! {click on picture for extra large view}
This is a chart that tells you what designs you can make on your cupcakes/cakes with cake tips made by Wilton (the most famous baking brand in the world)
Use with a ziplock bag, DIY parchment bag, or real pastry bag!
(via thecakebar)
reasons why winter is better than summer:
- little to no insects (◕‿◕✿)
- sweaters all the time (◠△◠✿)
- the air is nice and fresh smelling (◡‿◡✿)
- sometimes it snows and you get out of school \(◕‿◕✿)/
- snow is pretty (´・ω・`)
- no pollen (▰˘◡˘▰)
- it gets darker faster so theres more nighttime and more time to look at the stars (ᅌᴗᅌ* )
- everything is dead just the way i like it (⊙‿⊙✿)
(Source: shslartificialintelligence, via kattykatastrophe)

Men of Tumblr, I’m counting on you to make this one good.
I got stuck
Pansy
Challenge accepted
Please, nothing to it.
omg
HOW EMBARRASSING!
Yes it got better finally
(via i-will-die-laughing)
(Source: ignitionrmx, via death-by-lulz)
“The Last Airbender” - Honest Trailer
So true!!! <3
The whole fandom needs to see this, I agree 10000% omfg
DIES of LAUGHTER
GREATEST THING.
I AM CRYING
(via mikuridaigo)
when I’m a parent, I’m going to give my child the day of the full moon off from school every month and see how long it takes the administration to notice
reason 325 why tumblr users should never be parents
reason 325 why tumblr users should definitely be parents
(via mikuridaigo)
i called my grandpa to wish him a happy 69th birthday and he said, “I skipped straight to 70. I don’t do 69 anymore, I’m too old to bend that way” and started laughing hysterically
grandpa
(via i-will-die-laughing)